He's got lashes that make the Walmart checkers jealous and everyone wants to know where his olive complexion comes from.
He'll tell you, "Boys are better than girls because boys win."
He can tell a tale like no other boy I know, so don't ask unless you've got time.
Now that he's four he can run faster than ever before.
He loves to pin-wrestle his dad and really thinks his muscles get stronger with every bite of food he takes.
Life without Theron...we don't even want to imagine it.
Happy Birthday, Theron!!