Guys and Dolls: Mr. T

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Theron is a trip to have around.

His blond hair is getting curlier and darker ever minute.

He's got lashes that make the Walmart checkers jealous and everyone wants to know where his olive complexion comes from.

He'll tell you, "Boys are better than girls because boys win."

He can tell a tale like no other boy I know, so don't ask unless you've got time.

Now that he's four he can run faster than ever before.

He loves to pin-wrestle his dad and really thinks his muscles get stronger with every bite of food he takes.

Life without Theron...we don't even want to imagine it.
Happy Birthday, Theron!!

Aprilyn said...: Oh, he's so cute! I know I always say that but he really is!! All the things he says just make me giggle. I imagine he keeps you guys smiling and laughing.; June 6, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Mary said...: Happy birthday!; June 7, 2008 at 10:08 PM

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”