Guys and Dolls: Army Dude Update

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Things are looking pretty bad for this armless soldier...

Aprilyn said...: Wounded yet again? War is a dangerous thing. Maybe the time has come for him to be put out of his misery. Shoot! I just threw away the perfect size box to bury him in. Hmmm...I'll have to find something for you. A small box and a flag so you can give him the proper burial. Ok, so if you just throw him away, I really wouldn't blame you.; January 24, 2009 at 3:31 PM
LoGunns said...: I love that you couldn't throw this guy away. i don't think you ever should. If you have to get rid of him you should burry him:); January 24, 2009 at 10:06 PM
The Shermans said...: Poor little Army Dude! Maybe you should have spent that $49 at Wal-mart on some Gorilla Glue, or some companions for the poor man! :); January 26, 2009 at 1:37 AM
Jason said...: Doesn't this constitute cruel and unusual punishment?; January 26, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Kimberly said...: Thanks for calling. It was so good to talk to you today. I am keeping Travis' mom in my prayers. I'm totally excited that we'll probably get to see Travis sometime next month. Maybe at the rate I'm going, I may have had my baby by then. :) Thanks again for calling.
Love ya!; January 27, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Rachel Clare said...: I've just spent some time catching up on your blog! CONGRATS on baby Burke!! You look great!!!; January 28, 2009 at 5:05 PM

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”