H*ppy Birthd*y, Travis!
I tried to be cool like him and think of something thoughtful to do for him on his birthd*y. Theron and I decided to clean his car out. It was going pretty well until the vaccuum exploded in my face and (more importantly) all over the inside of the car. It was just a big cloud of nasty vaccuum dirt. I'm pretty sure this was not the best birthd*y gift he ever received.