Guys and Dolls: One Year Older and Wiser, Too!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

One Year Older and Wiser, Too!

H*ppy Birthd*y, Travis!
I tried to be cool like him and think of something thoughtful to do for him on his birthd*y. Theron and I decided to clean his car out. It was going pretty well until the vaccuum exploded in my face and (more importantly) all over the inside of the car. It was just a big cloud of nasty vaccuum dirt. I'm pretty sure this was not the best birthd*y gift he ever received.

9 comments:

I am Laura said...: Happy Birthday from our whole family.; March 9, 2008 at 8:30 PM
the4bulls said...: Hey - It's the thought that counts - and that was very thoughtful! Happy Day Travis!; March 9, 2008 at 8:33 PM
Mama Williams said...: Happy Happy Birthday Travis!!!
Love, all of us in Utah!; March 9, 2008 at 10:55 PM
LoGunns said...: Get her back next year Travis:) Happy Birthday!; March 10, 2008 at 12:22 AM
Brian & Michelle said...: Happy Birtday!

Hopefully you were able to clean it up still. That would have stunk to come out and sit in a pile of hairy dustballs! Yuck!

Good idea though, I wonder what he'll do for your b-day now? =); March 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM
Judy said...: Nice try, Britt!; March 10, 2008 at 3:31 PM
Aprilyn said...: Happy Birthday Travis! I hope you have a great birthday. Too bad about the vacuum thing Britt!; March 10, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Kerry and Dave said...: Yes, I agree -- it's the thought that counts! Happy Birthday, Trav!; March 12, 2008 at 8:28 PM
Brian Blumer said...: I wish I could have seen that! How did Theron react?; March 22, 2008 at 12:03 AM

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”