Guys and Dolls: Crackin' up with Mr. T

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Crackin' up with Mr. T

“When we get to the celestial kingdom can we go to bed at a different minute? Like maybe eight seven thirty?”

Yesterday morning we had French toast for breakfast. This morning Theron said, “Mom, I haven’t had any Spanish toast yet.”

“Mom, there's some grass on the ground [in the kitchen] but I’m not picking it up. It’s not my ‘sponsibility’”.

5 comments:

I am Laura said...: He is so cute. Come see us. Oh you are. Yeah for us.; March 26, 2008 at 9:01 PM
the4bulls said...: What is that crazy contraption in the background?; March 27, 2008 at 7:18 AM
Aprilyn said...: He's hilarious! Marshall loves to talk about the Spirit World. I love Theron's word "sponsibility." It's priceless!!; March 27, 2008 at 9:11 AM
Brian & Michelle said...: Eight Seven Thirty? MAN...I only wish I could stay up that late! Only in the Celestial Kingdom, I'm sure!

Funny!; March 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Mama Williams said...: I love all the Easter pixs and details. So cute!; March 29, 2008 at 12:16 PM

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”