Guys and Dolls: Boring Morning

Monday, June 15, 2009

Boring Morning

I guess it wasn't exciting enough around our house this morning. Theron found me after spending quite a while in the basement and said, "Mom, like my crown?" BTW the toothpicks taped to his face are his king beard. Everyone knows all kings have beards.

7 comments:

I am Laura said...: you have got to be kidding me. That is the cutest thing ever. Oh Theron I miss you and your cute cute family. Always be just the way you are.

Britt, do you know where you are going for fellowship yet? I will try to call you when I have a moment this week. Hope all is well with you and your family. I am so glad you blog so I can peek into your life still.; June 16, 2009 at 8:14 AM
Kari said...: That is to funny! What a creative guy!; June 16, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Aprilyn said...: Haha! That is great!; June 16, 2009 at 4:42 PM
LoGunns said...: ha ha. what a funny boy:); June 17, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Marianne said...: That is funny. Ryan still talks about his friend Theron. It's pretty funny his obsession with him:); June 17, 2009 at 1:48 PM
John-David and Kathryn said...: What kid that Theron is! I miss the crazy things he use to talk about at preschool.; June 17, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Mama Williams said...: That is hilarious!! You have the cutest kids!; June 18, 2009 at 12:05 AM

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”