Guys and Dolls: Training Gentlemen

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Training Gentlemen

Isaac was smiling. I asked him what he was thinking about. He said he was thinking about me. Then he asked if there were any flowers around. Me: "Oh, you better ask dad." Isaac:"Why?" M: "Because dads know where all the flowers are." I: "Why?" M: "Because they are the ones who give the flowers to the moms." I: "Hmm. (Thinks for a minute.) Well I know...I'll just get you a drink of water."

4 comments:

Aubrey said...: How cute is that! I love reading about your the men in your life and the fun things they do.; March 24, 2009 at 8:47 AM
Marianne said...: You are such a fun boy mom (not that you wouldn't be fantastic with girls:)). Seriously, I'm glad you blog so that when we move I can still learn from your stellar example!!; March 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM
LoGunns said...: I love you Britt. You and your boys are so funny.; March 24, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Mike and Jen said...: okay so seriously Isaac is hilarious! I love that kid and wish we could come see you! Keep your eyes out for some cheap tickets from salt lake in june k.; March 25, 2009 at 11:21 AM

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”