Guys and Dolls: Back Off Mom

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Me: "Charlie, are you poopy?"
Charlie: "No, I not poopy."
Me: "Yes, you are. I can smell you."
Charlie: "Don't smell me mom."

ellen said...: Don't mess with Charlie (or his messes)!; February 17, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Mike and Jen said...: I love the robot and was wondering if your boys can come and visit so I can take a nap and not be disturbed (quite the accomplishment I must applaud). As for Mr. Charlie, you just can't win as a mommy. First they are sad when you don't smell their boyish armpits and now they don't want you smelling there stinky bums! Whats a mom to do; February 17, 2009 at 1:10 PM
The*Evans*Family said...: I have that same conversation with Carson every day! I've tried just about every method known to man and he does not want to give up his diapers.; February 17, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Nick and Libby said...: The kid has a point!; February 17, 2009 at 6:43 PM

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”