Guys and Dolls: November 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Surgery

This would have been a great photo for Halloween! Isaac had surgery last week. He had four baby teeth removed because they refused to come out on their own. He also had two extra teeth hanging out up in his gums causing a traffic jam. The surgeon took those two teeth out as well. Now he talks funny, has really bad breath, hardly eats anything, and has sutures hanging down that make him look a little scary. Especially when he does this. I am considering having my front teeth removed as a new form of dieting. Though I don't think the results would be quite so favorable for me. I might end up being a toothless but skinny babe. I guess a little chub won't hurt me.

Theron thinks...

--"I am so grossed out of this meat."
--"Dad, you can tie my feet together 'cause I'm tired of walking."
--"I need help. My shirt is inside outside."
--"Mmm, it tastes like lemonade french fries."
--"Some day, mommy, my tummy's going to be really fat."
--"Mom, my breath hurts."
--"Larry, did you know these are made in China. The Indians made them in China."
--“It’s a good thing our necks are so circle-y so we can swallow a bunch of noodles or...anything!”
--“Mom, if you look really closely up and stretch your neck you can look like a giraffe.”
--"It was much more fun when me and grandpa were together."
--"Mom, I wish you had the money job."
--"Isaac, I have an idea...when we start to fight, let's stop."
--“Daddy, coaches don’t like to be tickled.”
--“If I do sin, I think I’ll get destroyed.”
--“If I was Humpty Dumpty I would not fall off the wall.”
--“The password is bird poop forever.”
--“Hey, wait a second...you can’t hog all of it!”
--“Urg! This isn’t going very well!”

You Don't Know Ike

--"If today is Independence day then why didn't you let me choose my own clothes?"
--"He was supervising me. Supervise means boss."
--“Don’t say dumb. Dumb is a stupid bad word.”
--"My brain told me. I guess they are good for somethin' besides just sittin' up there."
--“That’s because sometimes I am as smart as a scientist.”
--“Theron, I want to tell you something. President Hinckley said, ‘Don’t ever forget to pray’.”
--“Mom, wanna smell my arm pit? Does it smell boyish?”
--“I have a really good heart for things that you do for me.”
--“Mommy, girls aren’t boys. That’s the first thing about boys.”
--“Mommy, sometimes when I wear two underwears it keeps my pelvis warm.”
--“It’s annoying coughing a lot!”
--“The girls spend all the money.”

Guys and Dolls

Monday, November 14, 2011

Bonding

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Surgery

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Isaac on Hawaii

Monday, November 7, 2011

One Month Old

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